C J Huponahogg Junior College Fighting Boars Home Opener Football Game vs Morebuck JC Mocking Microbes
When September 26, 8 PM
Where: Bing Bammerslam Memorial Football Field
* Note: Fighting Boars Cheerleader and Stadium Vendor tryouts – September 16, 6:42 PM Bammerslam Stadium Parking Field.
The Beaverlick’s MinuteMen Home Guard Irregulars are meeting October 1, 6:30 pm at Beaverlick Expo & Sunday After Meetin’ Pancake & Grits Banquet Hall. On tap? Complimentary Boilermakers with recruiting trip to Home Guard training facilities at Shugg Mesa Cliffs, Look Out Point – just outside east of unincorporated Humper Wells
BYOG&A (Bring your own guns and ammo)
Acting Commander: Billy Ray Joe Bushface
Recruiting Officer: Knute “Stitch” Moretensnorr
Military/National Guard vets welcome.
Call: 123-048-1239 Ask for Lefty
Beaverlick OctoberZest & Beer Bash Extravaganza.
Braukampfen, Beer Baths, Hop Fights, Belching Contests, Drunk Midget Tossing, and Beer Goggles Beauty Pageant.
1. Morris Dewberry Memorial Park
2. Eustis Pirkle Park by the Crick
3. Tamperweed Forest Preserve – Yogi Bear Pikinik Grounds
When: October 2 through October 26
Beaverlick Concert In The Park
Where: Eustis Pirkle Park – Houston Beulah Memorial Gazebo And Bandshell
When: October 4 – 24
Featured Scheduled Acts:
Don Rompers And The Frat Boyz All Jugs Band
Sig Ruman And The Bell Ringers Octet
Rip Ruxall And The Road Toadies
Hoakey and Sparkles
Heavy Kettle And The Shrieks
Bangin On Bar Stoolz
Just Movin’ On Up Gospel Choir
Tickets: Ticket-Me at the Small Mall In The Round
or call – 123-TICKETZ
Midnight Halloween Party
Where: Humper Wells Sleepitoff Cemetary and Plastic Flower Center
Theme: I’m So Glad You’re Gone You Rascal You
Time: 9 PM ’till no one’s left
Call: Brunhilde Copacabanka 123-581-3784
Snaplflemmer Farms Pumpkin Chunkin’ Challenge: “Where you can get drunk and not worry over shooting off a toe; just getting hit in the head by an over-ripe 3 pound pumpkin Trebuchet”, courtesy of Henrich Snaplflemmer. Bring your Halloween goblin pumpkins and un-et pumpkin pies.
Where? Tamperweed Prarie across from Tamperweed Forest Preserve
When? Saturday, November 2 (10 am to 4 pm)